Students Work
Some 'Limericks'
from
3rd & 4th Class
There was a gorrila called John
Who lived for awfully long.
He met a pig
They danced a jig
And together they wrote a song.
Patrick
There was an old man from France
Who leartned how to ballroom dance
He didn't succeed
He started to blled
But he would never stood a chance.
Aoife
There was a young man called Bill
Who lived on a great big hill.
He lay down in bed
And hurt his head
And that was the end of poor Bill.
Erica
There was an old man from Moyasta
Who drove a Ford Fiesta
He crashed the car
Cause he was in a bar
Then he went for an unusually long siesta.
Gordon
there was a young boy from Cork
who ate a great big pork
He swallowed a bone
And kicked a stone
And the bone came back up on the fork.
Rebecca
There was a boy called Matt
Who was extremely fat
He went for a ride
And then got destroyed
And then he turned into a cat.
David
There was a man called Dan
Who went faraway to Saipan
He went for an hour
Turned into a flower
And then he was sold in Japan.
Nicole
There was a man called Bill
Who had a great big drill
He flew off a ladder
It got stuck in his bladder
And that was the end of Bill.
Ronan
There was a man from Dunleer
That had a great spear
He threw it so far
It landed in Clare
So then he just had a baeer.
Analyn
There was an old man called bill
Who had a great big drill
He fell off a ladder
He went to his mother
And was lucky he made a will.
Darragh
There was an old man called Lake
His brother was called Jake
Lake fell into a hole
Jake said 'Holy Mole'
And that was the end of Lake.
Conor
There once was a man called Elvis
Who had a great big pelvis
He danced all night
To his delight
Now he is a millionaire
Aideen
There was a girl called Clare
Who found a great big bear
She hid him in bed
Soon he was dead
Then she got a big scare.
Chloe
There was an old man called Joe
He made a great big bow
He loved it so much
He held it too much
Then he broke his brand new bow.
Charlotte
There was an old man from Spain
Who went on a big big train
It went so fast
He got killed in a blast
And he never went on it again.
Liam
There was a young girl called Pam
She ate a lot of jam
She did a kick
And then felt sick
And then she never ate jam,
Orla
There was an old man called Bill
He lived on a great hill
He fell down
And had a frown
And then he was very ill.
Victoria
There was an old man calle Jake
He went for a swim in a lake
He got hypothermia
Met a girl called Hilarea
He found out he made a mistake
Cormac
There was a old man called Joe
Who fell and broke his toe
He ran to his house
And tripped on a mouse
And broke his other toe
Aaron
There was an old man called bill
He lived on a great hill
He lay down on his bed
And broke his head
And that was the end of Bill
Tara
There was a woman down the lane
She had a great big pain
It hurt her so much
She cried too much
Then she went insane.
Saoirse
There once was a man called Elvis
Who fell and broke his pelvis
At half past two
He put on his blue
And couldn't feel his pelvis.
Dan
There was an old lady called Loman
She took home a man from collon
They went to Nakan
Got fried in a pan
And that was the end of the woman.
Ciaran